Under normal circumstances, I would strongly encourage those who are looking to climb the ladder of succes to not waste my time, and theirs, with attempts at false flattery or bribery. That said however, whomever left the interesting trinket on my desk this morning, I thank you. It should come in handy. Very handy.
And if it was an attempt at gaining my favor, may I remind you that anonymous gifts gain you nothing.
That reminds me. I have several people to fire this week. I really should interview for a new secretary.
[Private to Self]
An eyepatch. How novel. A very intriguing one at that. I've checked it thoroughly for hexes or other curses, of course, but nothing other then the very unusual enchantments it has. A very complex piece of magic, that.
And if it was an attempt at gaining my favor, may I remind you that anonymous gifts gain you nothing.
That reminds me. I have several people to fire this week. I really should interview for a new secretary.
[Private to Self]
An eyepatch. How novel. A very intriguing one at that. I've checked it thoroughly for hexes or other curses, of course, but nothing other then the very unusual enchantments it has. A very complex piece of magic, that.